The Hunting of the Sunark (after Lewis Carroll)
Part 3
The door knocker knocks rat-a-tat-tat
Oleaginous Oliver opens the door
'No-one's here just me and Larry the cat
No Sunarks live here; of that I'm sure
Westminster's really not the Sunark's bag
Glad-handing summits are more to his taste
- A podium pic; a wave of the flag
No little people; no questions to be faced'
'Outta my way 'Snapper' snarls Crudde-Arss
The Baron's come here to hunt Bozzman's quarry
I'm nasty I'm rich; I've got no class
That Sunark's toast, Dowdy; don't you worry!'
Young Dowdy slams the door in Crudde-Ass face
'No matter' says Bozzman with a grin
'I kept the keys; no.10 being my rightful place!'
'Bravo' say all as they rush on in
Sunark's upstairs panicking on the blower
'The Bozzman Bunch are tight like a drum'
S'nark's Compadres are a duplicitous shower
- Kemi's just 'badass'; and Swella's plain dumb
Sunark rings his sole mate Jezza-Le-Hunte
Jezz is away at a numeracy class
'Jiggles is just useless, I must be blunt
Who can I turn to to cover my arse ?'
Vlody Zelensky treats me like Bozzman's bitch.
'Where's Wally' Wallace having queered my pitch
Manny Macron says our Bromance is done
I'm simply Rishi No-Mates with nowhere to run'
As The Sunark considers a spreadsheet which sets out his options (of which there are precious few) the tread of Bozzman and his Ruffians can be heard on the stair.... Has the Sunark left it too late to escape the Bums' Rush or will he survive to see his 5 Pledges sink without trace? Do not miss Episode 4 (or stream all episodes on Nutfix for 50 Smakers -used notes preferred. All prices subject to rate of inflation at time of purchase)
