Jesterminutes Extends Seasonal Greetings to All Our Readers
You
are Invited this Christmas to Share in:
The
Festival of 9 Carols and 9 Lessons from St. Theresa's The Church of
Our Lady of Duplicity, Maidenhead
Carol
- The First --The Three Sh*ts
I
saw 3 Sh*ts bring Brexit in
One
bright June day, one bright June day
I
saw 3 Sh*ts bring Brexit in
Now
half the nation's in mourning
The
First lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 1:
The
promises of Leaders, who claim to be daughters of Church of England
vicars must be taken with a generous helping of salt
Carol
-the Second – Not-so Merry Gentlemen
God
help us every working-man
There's
plenty more to pay
with
40 billion for Brexit
And
with inflation on the way
The
Second Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 2:
Never
trust a journalist who turns MP. Never trust a MP who turns
journalist
.
Carol
-the Third – 'kin Wenceslas
Czech
Labourer Wenceslas fcucked off home
on
the Feast of Brexit
The
fruit just lay round about
No
workers left to pix it?
The
Third Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 3:
Beware
geeks bearing gifts of £350 million
Carol
-the Fourth – Ha'way in a Manger
Be
a dog in a Manger
Cut
your nose off instead
No
attempt to staunch the flow
As
the economy bled
The
Fourth Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 4:
Never
be DUPED by DUP – (Don't Underestimate Protestants)
Carol
-the Fifth – The 3 Kings?
We
3 Kings of Mendacity are
Deceit
and lie have served us this far
With
falsity and fib we'll tickle your rib,
Kings
of misrepresentation we are , we are…oh! Oh!
The
Fifth Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 5:
Never
get caught between 2 Fools
Carol
-the Sixth – In the Bleak Mid-Winter?
In
the bleak mid-Winter
The
nation's left to moan
Wages
are still unfrozen
Sterling
falls like a stone
The
Sixth Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 6:
The
course of true love never did run smooth
Carol
-the Seventh – Bethlehem
O
let us live it down in Bedlam
Lets
continue to live BoJo's lie
Though
we're in deep; we're all just sheep
Let's
just let it all pass by
The
Seventh Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 7:
Talking
through one's hat is a skill only few can perfect
Carol
-the Eighth – Lully Lullay
Lully,
Lullay, thou little Tiny Isle
somewhere
off the coast of Europe
Bye
Bye, Big world
Bye
Bye, lully lullay
The
Eighth Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 8:
Time future has passed and Time past is time future
Carol
-the Ninth – Joy to the World
Joy to the world! Brexit is come
Let
Theresa make BoJo King
Bring
on Gover with his broom
'Lord
Help us!' let us sing
'Lord
help us!' let us sing
'Lord
Help us!' let us sing
'Lord
Help us!' let us sing
The
Ninth Lesson is taken from the Book of Proverbs 9:
In
the evening when the sky grows dark in the West it is full of
chickens flying home to roost
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But
at this festive time of year let us not forget
- 130,000 children homeless and in temporary accommodation*
- Rough Sleepers up 134% since the Tories came to power*
- Rough Sleepers up 7% on 2016 to a new 10 year High*
- Almost 400,000 more children UK were living in poverty last year compared with 2012-13**
- 300,000 more pensioners in the UK were living in poverty last year compared with 2012-13**
*Figures
from Independent Newspaper
**Figures
from Joseph Rowntree Trust
