Polly
Petal's Family Tours
*
Polly's Black Sack'erday – special offer still on – Reach
the Heights...The Gollam heights*
!! Book Now while the Conflict lasts!!
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Bespoke
Visit to the NEW Gollam Heights 'Lord of Everything We Survey!' Theme
Park:
They’re
opening it up just for us! No expense spared for this once-in-a
lifetime experience. Free to you but donations welcome at
BibiNet@Nyahoo.con.
– all money goes to 'a very good
cause'.
Your
Tour Guide, Uncle Ben the 'Zion King'
*He's
made it big in rice. He made it big in ice-cream. Now he's running
the biggest Theme Park in the Middle East! *
Meet
the Team:
Your Bubbala wanders off
down the hill and disappears? Your inquisitive Boychick discovers a
land mine? They're ready to sort it!
Polly says: “We just loved
their olive uniforms (courtesy of Gilad Erdan) – rather fetching
don't you think?”
(replica shirts available
@anotherpatellascam.con)
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Proposed
Itinerary
11.00:
‘Run for Cover
Helter-Skelter’ - Watch out for those
in-bound missiles as you hurtle earthward on a Star of David welcome
mat!
* Opening hours subject to change at short notice subject
to military manoeuvres in the area *
12.00:
New to the Gollam Heights the 'Damascus'
Dodgems – not just any old dodgems but
'real tanks for real cranks'
1.00:
“Under the radar” a chance for the
kids to meet informally with Bibi and Erdi to discuss " how your
5 year old can advance UK-Israel playschool cooperation and counter
attempts by badly behaved toddlers to delegitimise Israel in
international nurseries and other institutions".
2.00pm:
The Kalashnikov Rifle Range – a chance
for Dad to show the kids just what he can do!
Hit
the Bullseye and win a Syrian refugee!
3.00pm
“ All part of the holiday fun” Afternoon
Tea an informal get together for you and
the kids with BibiakaBenjiNet@Nyahoo,
who will read excerpts from his new children's best seller:“Kiddie
politics”: Israel’s pre-school
approach to development and humanitarian issues”
4.00pm:
The Scenic Railway
– the view is absolutely devastating, or devastated – depends if
the staff are having an off day.
6.00pm
“Bibi's Back”
Mr.Net@Nyahoo invites holidaying parents
and children for a traditional meal of Baba Ghanoush and an informal
chat about Family Fun in the West Bank Settlements.
7.00pm
Safe Sleepy time for all the Family
after your exciting Family
Day Out
Polly
Petal Family Tours is sad to announce that this Tour is no longer
available as PPFT has gone into licudation.
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