A song for Europe from our Brexit Balladeer sitting on the Brexit fence – Sandy Unsure   ( backing vocals provided by Davis and May)

I wonder if one day that

We'll say “What a pair!”

As Brexit goes badly,

They'll sadly be there

2 puppets on a string

Brexit's just like a merry-go-round

With none of the fun of the fair.

One day there's a run on the pound

Explained by a lot of hot air

Maybot's leading us on

She's really one big con...

I wonder if one day that

We'll say “We don't care!”

Though Brexit's gone badly

They're sadly still there

Just 2 puppets on a string

We will lose on the economy

Trade packaged with unpleasant things

In or out there is never a doubt

Barnier's pulling our strings

We're still gonna be tied to EU

So where is Brexit leading us to?

I wonder...