Moggerwocky

The Moggerwocky – or The Maytrix bites back

( a tribute to the genius of Lewis Carroll)

'Twas Brexit and the Right-wing Toads

Did plot and brawl within the ranks

All pumped up were the Boris/Goves

The Mogg-Moggwock and the other cranks

Beware the Mogg-Moggwock, my girl

This Toff will bite; the Mogg will scratch

Beware the Rudd-Rudd bird and shun

The duplicitous BoJosnatch

She took her strong and fabled Sword

Long time the Moggwock she sought

So stuffed is she by the Brexit Three;

Moggwock will kill with ne'er a thought

And as in huffish thought she stood

The Mogg-Moggwock, with eyes of flame

with Tory Bootlicker and more Dead-Wood

declaimed in Latin , as it came

Et Tu, Moggy-Mogg! Through and Through

The fabled sword went Snicker Snack!

She left him dead; and with his head

To number 10 went triumphant back.

“Thou hast slain the Mogg-Moggwock?

Said Bojosnatch, “ I hear?”

O Frabjous day! Callooh Callay

But BoJo's next ,I fear

'Twas Brexit and the Right-wing Toads

Did plot and brawl within the ranks

All pumped up were the Boris/Goves

The Mogg-Moggwock and the other cranks